a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
burn everything you love then burn the
And don’t forget to burn everyone in the house too. They’re probably the reason that your ice cream is too hard.
Can we talk about how these guys aren’t in a single episode together
Loki + kids [x]
I went to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510.
Literally me whenever I play any game.
I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.
jesus christ how is this almost up to 250k
good work michael
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!! That is my new catchphrase
Michael is tumblr famous
this is what started it people arent you proud of me
look at how far we’ve come
IM LITERALLY IN TEARS OMG
This is me everyday of my life.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
is it even possible for you to take more pictures of yourself